Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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