yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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