I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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