Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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