operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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