after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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