Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
