there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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