I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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