Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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