grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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