That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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