That's intense
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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