everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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