You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You pole danced in your parka.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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