all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
love makes seman taste better
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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