doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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