I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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