The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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