They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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