turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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