how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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