What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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