He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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