Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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