yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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