dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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