My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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