Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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