i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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