I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
