Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
