Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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