i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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