Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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