about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
