but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
These tits shall not be calmed
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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