so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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