The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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