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(435): View more from Utah

oh god the rape fog is back!

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(517): View more from Michigan

They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

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(302): View more from Delaware

i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

story of my life.

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(805): View more from California

Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy

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(785): View more from Kansas

he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.

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the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.

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