Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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