But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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