I need help removing her.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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