Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
