: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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