they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
