She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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