it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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