Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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