If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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